Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Watch Ellie Goulding Perform ‘Anything Could Happen’ on ‘Ellen’
Ellie Goulding shows no signs of stopping, even after releasing 'Lights,' a massive hit that is still getting so much radio play, you'd think the single was released last week.
Joaquin Phoenix Doesn’t Want Your Bourgeois Awards But Hey, Thanks Anyway
Joaquin Phoenix picked up a Best Actor award at the Venice Film Festival about a month ago, but lest you think he's all about the shiny baubles, we assure you he's not.
In fact, he thinks vying for awards is the "stupidest thing in the whole world," proving he hasn't read much lately about Lindsay Lohan or the Kardashians or 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.'
‘X Factor’ Recap: Find Out Which Four From Each Team Made It to the Live Shows
Okay, so, if you were with us last week, you know all about the baseball rain delay that caused 'X Factor' to begin 45 minutes late. And then some... genius at FOX decided to cut the show short to air 'The Mindy Project' - not that we mind, because we love Mindy Kaling, but we had a job to do here, kids. Anyway, tonight, the last hour of the episode was shown (we last left off in the middle of Dem
Hulk Hogan May Not Have Been Heather Clem’s Only On-Camera Celebrity Conquest
As we deal with the reality that a woman would willingly get naked with Hulk Hogan and make a sex tape to commemorate the occasion, we're almost tempted to thank Heather Clem for taking one for the team.
But as it turns out, Hogan may not have been her only notable on-camera conquest.
Cue the 'Law & Order' chung chung.
John Mayer + Katy Perry May Be the Most Boring Couple Ever [PHOTO]
It looks as though Katy Perry is still on that disastrous trip-to-nowhere known as dating John Mayer. The on-again, off-again, on-again couple were spotted out on Tuesday night dining in New York City for Mayer's 35th birthday.
But anyone expecting drunken antics or a messy public break-up was sadly disappointed.
Justin Timberlake + Jessica Biel Could be Married by Monday
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are reportedly saying arrivederci to single life this weekend -- and tying the knot in Italy.
Today in Celebrity Wombs: Megan Fox Transforms Into a Mother
It's official -- Megan Fox is now a MILF.
The 'Transformers' actress and her husband, '90210' actor Brian Austin Green (yeah, we're not sure how that happened either), welcomed a baby boy named Noah Shannon Green on Sept. 27.
Bette Midler to Guest Star on ‘Glee’
As if 'Glee' didn't already have a plethora of A-listers under its belt (read: Kate Hudson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Britney-freakin'-Spears), they've decided to add yet another in the form of Bette Midler.
Liz Davis + Nicole Johnson Fight Over the ‘Baggage Claim’ on ‘The Voice’
Alright you devoted fans of 'The Voice' - ya ready for some more battle rounds?
Emily Earle + Mackenzie Bourg Have a ‘Good Time’ Battling on ‘The Voice’
Well, the hour installments of 'The Voice' sure do fly by, don't they?
Emily Earle and Mackenzie Bourg had a good time on Team Cee Lo -- it was kind of awesome considering Bourg is such a huge fan of Cee Lo's advisor Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty. Who doesn't love a good fan freakout? Okay so it wasn't a freakout on an us-meeting-Britney Spears-kinda-level, but it was cool.
Neon Trees Go Old School for ‘Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night)’ Video
Neon Trees have been riding a wave of success after their first single 'Everybody Talks' (from their album 'Picture Show') took off. And now, finally, the band has released the video to their second single 'Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night).
Kanye West Snaps After Paparazzo Asks About Reggie Bush [PHOTOS]
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian -- dressed in something demure, as usual -- were out and about in Miami on Sunday night when they had a near run-in with her ex, football player Reggie Bush, and his newly-pregnant girlfriend.
And because the paparazzi recognize an explosive (read: lucrative) situation when they see it, they poked a few sticks in the cage. You know, just for fun.
Joselyn Rivera + Sylvia Yacoub Have a Diva-Off to ‘Best Thing I Never Had’ on ‘The Voice’
Closing the night on 'The Voice' were Team Christina kids Joselyn Rivera and Sylvia Yacoub.
Nicholas David, Todd Kessler Are Neck + Neck During ‘She’s Gone’ Battle on ‘The Voice’
It's Cee Lo's turn on 'The Voice,' so the viewers know they're in for something good.
And so he decided to pair Nicholas David and Todd Kessler together for a battle of the bears. No really, these two have so much in common, it's almost as if Cee Lo is sitting backstage twiddling his fingers together with an evil grin on his face. He's a mastermind.
Dez Duron + Paulina Battle to ‘Just the Way You Are’ on ‘The Voice’
The man who got the second chance, ex-Yale football stud Dez Duron, battled against Paulina, the girl with the voice who reminds us of Ariel from 'The Little Mermaid,' for Team Christina on 'The Voice.'
Journey Guitarist Neal Schon Proposes to White House Gate-Crasher Michaele Salahi [VIDEO]
It's a tale as old as time: Girl meets boy, girl marries other boy and achieves cheap tawdry fame on a reality show, then girl goes back to the first boy and gets a marriage proposal on stage.