Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Cate Blanchett + Anna Torv – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Here's a tip if you happen to ever find yourself trying to tell actresses Cate Blanchett and Anna Torv apart: Blanchett is pale because of the lack of English sun, while Torv has a little more color -- because in her homeland of Australia, the sun never sleeps.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
It's odd this 'Celebrity Rehab' participant is so tiny, given how many people roam around in her body. As she once said, "I often feel like I have this spirit living inside of me, always dressing in, like, short miniskirts ... There are 8 spirits, mischievous ones, sad ones, handsome ones, wise ones, and crazy ones."
Paris Hilton Doesn’t Travel Light – Photo of the Week
Heiress Paris Hilton jetted off to Ibiza for a one-month gig as a club DJ (no, we don't know why), and if you've ever wondered just how much you'd pack if you knew you'd be gone that long, she's here to help. But you may need to buy a few more sets of luggage first -- unless, you know, you just happen to have 19 suitcases lying about.
Miley Cyrus Says She Isn’t Really a Mess – This Is Just How 20-Year-Olds Are Supposed to Act
Twerking monster Miley Cyrus, who can't seem to stop much of anything these days, defends herself in a new interview by saying people in their 20s are supposed to be a mess because that's the point.
It's cool, you guys. Real life apparently doesn't start until you're 30.
Lea Michele Spotted in Public for the First Time Since Cory Monteith’s Death [VIDEO]
Lea Michele was seen going about her business this week, making it the first time she's been scoped in public since her boyfriend and 'Glee' co-star, Cory Monteith, died suddenly of an accidental overdose on July 13.
We're glad to see the healing process is underway.
Simon Cowell Quite Possibly Knocked Up a Friend’s Wife
Cantankerous reality show mogul Simon Cowell now has even more to yell about, because it's being reported that a friend's wife is pregnant with his child. Yikes.
Demi Lovato is going to have a field day with this.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
If you have 10 million or so burning a hole in your pocket, this picturesque house currently owned by an Academy Award winner could be yours. Just try not to cry over the huge price tag, boys.
Lindsay Lohan Released From Rehab [VIDEO]
Callooh! Callay! After a 90-day court-ordered stint in rehab, Lindsay Lohan is back among the (law-abiding) living.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
A former fictional secret agent thinks hitting ladies is okay because, hey, some of them like that. He once claimed, "To slap a woman is not the cruelest thing you can do to her. There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for. They want a smack."
Actress Eileen Brennan Dead at 80
Celebrated star of stage and screen Eileen Brennan, who'd battled bladder cancer, died of complications from the disease on Sunday (July 28). She was 80 years old.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Gillian Jacobs, Leonard Nimoy + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (July 30) in the world of Twitter, celebrities asked for favors, gave advice -- to us and each other -- and got lost in the wilderness, never to be seen again. Unless someone can figure out Russell Crowe's whereabouts and get him a helicopter, that is.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This Los Angeles home was recently purchased by an always hunky and often shirtless werewolf. Because he's just not pale and weak enough to be one of those pathetic vampires all the teenagers love.
In fact, he does such a good job howling at the moon that in 2011 he was voted "Favorite Pop-Culture Werewolf of All Time." Yup, of all time. (Talk about your resume-boosters.)
Patrick Wilson + Will Arnett – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Holy high tanned foreheads, Batman! Actors Patrick Wilson and Will Arnett do bear more than a passing resemblance.
Ryan Gosling Is Everyone’s Fantasy Porn Star
Chiseled Adonis Ryan Gosling has been absent from our screens, but if a group of people surveyed by Vivid Entertainment had their way, he'd have his own sex tape. And they'd play it on a loop.
Jimmy Fallon Puppet Masters Brian Williams Into Rapping Marky Mark’s ‘Good Vibrations’ [VIDEO]
News anchor Brian Williams hasn't slow-jammed the news with late night host Jimmy Fallon in a while, but that doesn't mean Fallon has forgotten about him.
In fact, by combining Williams' random clips from 'NBC Nightly News,' Jimmy and his staff were able to make Brian rap without any effort on his part whatsoever.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: More Time in Rehab + A Guest-Hosting Gig on ‘Chelsea Lately’
Lindsay Lohan's mandatory time in rehab draws to a close tomorrow (July 31), but La Lohan will apparently stick around an additional few days of her own volition, purportedly to make transitioning to the outside world a bit easier.
But when she does leave, she'll certainly jump into the deep end of the pool: She's been confirmed as a guest host on Chelsea Handler's late night talk show 'Chelsea La