Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dior Releases Teaser of Robert Pattinson’s Upcoming Ad Campaign [PHOTO]
We've already shown you craftily taken photos of Robert Pattinson's upcoming campaign for the Dior Homme men's fragrance line, but now there's finally something official.
This shot is even in focus. Kinda.
Lindsey Vonn Still Doesn’t Regret Hooking Up With Tiger Woods
The newest issue of Vogue features an interview with Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn -- who, as you can see above, is super busy putting on evening gowns and skiing down imaginary mountains that are really coffee tables. (Man, this heat wave is affecting everyone.)
Oh, and she also talked about her relationship with still semi-disgraced golfer Tiger Woods.
Kanye West Rants About Taylor Swift + Pink on Audio Secretly Recorded After the 2009 VMAs
Taylor Swift certainly hasn't forgotten about Kanye West's diss during the 2009 VMA Awards, in which he jumped onstage to announce that Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' was "one of the best music videos of all time" -- and neither has the internet.
In fact, some secret audio footage has surfaced of someone who's supposedly (and totally is) Kanye ranting about Swift after the fact, and even thro
Cory Monteith’s Final Video Message to a Fan Surfaces [VIDEO]
A video has surfaced of the late Cory Monteith giving a message to a fan while on a flight to Vancouver -- where he later died of an accidental overdose.
Benedict Cumberbatch as Julian Assange + Lee Pace in ‘The Hobbit’ – Celebrity Doppelgangers
A trailer for the Wikileaks/Julian Assange movie 'The Fifth Estate' was released this week, and the whole time we couldn't help but be distracted by the fact that Benedict Cumberbatch in a blond wig resembles Lee Pace in a blond wig.
In fact, if they had a baby, it would probably come out looking an awful lot like Lucius Malfoy.
Behati Prinsloo Flashes Her Ring + Describes How Adam Levine Popped the Question [PHOTO]
Adam Levine may joke that he's not a romantic (because that's what happens when you say you take women to McDonalds on dates), but his fiancee, Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo, knows differently.
2013 Emmys – Don Cheadle, Amy Poehler, Ty Burrell + More React to Their Nominations
The 2013 Emmy nominations were announced today (July 18), prompting many of the nominees to either jump up and down in excitement, pretend it's just an honor to be nominated, or just stand there in awe that the voters actually nominated some Netflix original programming.
Here are some of their reactions. (Bonus: This isn't the Oscars, so no one had to express faux-excitement and shock that people
Jane Lynch Tearfully Remembers Cory Monteith on ‘The Tonight Show’ [VIDEO]
Jane Lynch was talking to Jay Leno last night (July 17) on 'The Tonight Show' when talk turned to her deceased 'Glee' co-star Cory Monteith, who passed away on July 13 due to an accidental drug overdose.
Jason Sudeikis Lost Weight Thanks to Having All the Sex With Olivia Wilde
Want to lose weight and have fun doing it? According to comedian Jason Sudeikis, it's easy. All you have to do is be in a relationship with Olivia Wilde, spend a bunch of time sexing her up, and the pounds will just melt away.
How's that for an infomercial?
Charlie Sheen Is Now a Grandfather and Thus Officially an Olde Time Warlock
Charlie Sheen's daughter Cassandra Estevez had her first child yesterday (July 17), meaning that Sheen's tiger blood is successfully running through a third generation. Also that the 47-year-old is now a grandfather.
Burt Reynolds + Cap’n Crunch Sat in a Bowl of Cereal and Had a Little Chat [VIDEO]
To celebrate its 50th anniversary, Cap'n Crunch cereal has been celebrating with the launch of a "late night talk show" wherein the Captain himself (who is totally a real Captain, you guys) pretends he's human and not a cartoon character.
Last night he interviewed Burt Reynolds. Because when we think Cap'n Crunch, we think Burt Reynolds. (Except we don't, because we're too busy thinking
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Rappers have a tendency to be a tad self-centered, but this brag -- while meant to be cheeky -- just comes off as idiotic. This beat-master once boasted, "I'm so cool even I want to be me."
Justin Bieber’s Mom Sees All – Photo of the Week
Justin Bieber went and got himself yet another tattoo, but this one might be the weirdest yet. Because it's a giant replica of his mother's eye on the inside of his arm. Who is now forced to watch everything he does.
Whatever, the ladies will probably still love it anyway.
Tina Turner Weds Longtime Boyfriend Erwin Bach in Switzerland
Legendary songstress Tina Turner, 73, walked down the aisle for the second time, marrying her longtime love, 57-year-old record executive Erwin Bach. (Told you.)
And if there was one wedding we would've killed to see, it's this one.
Robert Downey Jr., Channing Tatum + Hugh Jackman Are Hollywood’s Best Paid Actors
Things are going well for the super-heroic hunks of Hollywood, with 'Iron Man' portrayer Robert Downey Jr., White House savior Channing Tatum and Wolverine himself -- Hugh Jackman -- landing the top three spots on the list of Tinseltown's highest paid actors.
Mary-Louise Parker May Quit Acting Because the Internet Is a Cruel, Cruel Mistress
Former 'Weeds' star Mary-Louise Parker says she's pretty close to quitting acting, mainly because the internet is full of meanies.