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Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway + Jennifer Aniston Top the List of Fantasy Porn Stars
Jennifer Lawrence has topped a new survey of celebrities people would most like to star in a sex tape.
No, 'Winter's Bone' wasn't what you thought it was. We were disappointed, too.
Kelly Ripa + Regis Philbin Don’t Speak Anymore
For over a decade, Kelly Ripa co-hosted 'Live!' with Regis Philbin (after filling the impressive but wobbly shoes of Kathie Lee Gifford). But these days, Kelly and Reeg aren't the closest of friends.
Gwyneth Paltrow Tries to Be Relatable While Talking to Harper’s Bazaar
Gwyneth Paltrow took time out of her schedule to talk to Harper's Bazaar for its May issue, and she revealed some surprising facts about life inside the Paltrow kingdom.
Jimmy Kimmel Made Tom Cruise Prove His Worth as a Movie Star [VIDEO]
Tom Cruise stopped by 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' on Thursday to promote his upcoming sci-fi flick 'Oblivion.' But it wasn't all fun and games -- while he was there, Jimmy made him prove his acting prowess.
Portia de Rossi + Ellen DeGeneres Have Decided Parenthood Isn’t for Them
Seems new celebrity pregnancies are announced every week. But if you're waiting for Portia de Rossi to be one of them, don't bother -- because she and wife Ellen DeGeneres like their childfree lives just as they are, thanks.
Robert Pattinson Bought Kristen Stewart a $40,000 Pen for Her Birthday [PHOTO]
Robert Pattinson knows romance. And, apparently, writing utensils. So, naturally, he gave girlfriend Kristen Stewart a really expensive pen for her 23rd birthday on April 9.
Amanda Bynes’ Parents Wish Kim Kardashian Would Shut Up About Their Kid Already
When Kim Kardashian and her sisters took over Chelsea Handler's late night talk show 'Chelsea Lately' on Monday night, they made some interesting comments about Amanda Bynes' recent antics -- comments that her parents didn't care for at all.
Amanda Bynes Sets Her Phasers to ‘Sue’
Amanda Bynes continued her streak of erratic perfectly normal behavior today, this time penning a rambling stunningly eloquent tweet explaining how she will not hesitate to sue anyone claiming her behavior is abnormal.
(Our attorney is on vacation. We're playing it safe.)
Jenna Jameson Beat Someone With a Brass Knuckle iPhone Case Like a Busty Tech-Savvy Mobster
Porn queen Jenna Jameson had a bit of a setback en route to her birthday celebration on Sunday, April 7, when she was arrested for allegedly battering her assistant after an argument. But we bet you can't guess what her weapon of choice was.
Molly Ringwald Covers ‘The Breakfast Club’ Theme on Her Debut Jazz Album [AUDIO]
'The Breakfast Club' princess Claire Standish may be a snob, but she's not without her talents. This is evidenced by portrayer Molly Ringwald's new jazz album, on which she tackles 'Don't You (Forget About Me),' originally recorded by Simple Minds in 1985 for the cult-classic coming-of-age movie.
Stephen Colbert Signs Bill Clinton Up for Twitter, Whether He Wants to Be There or Not [VIDEO]
Bill Clinton is finally on Twitter -- thanks to Stephen Colbert, who gave the former Commander-in-Chief a shove into the social media age on Monday night's installment of 'The Colbert Report.'
Today Amanda Bynes Is Grading the Paparazzi + Feeling Pregnant
Last time we checked in with Amanda Bynes, she was allegedly sobbing in gymnastics class, walking around New York with a suspicious cigarette and demanding that media outlets only use her selfies in articles.
They didn't. So now she's individually approving paparazzi photos.
Malawi’s President Breaks Up With Madonna
Despite snatching up adopting two children from the African nation, Malawi's President Joyce Banda isn't too enthused with the work Madonna has done for the country, and has effectively told her, "It's not us, it's you."
Farrah Abraham’s Mom Says Her Daughter Would Never Film the Porno She Already Filmed
'Teen Mom' star Farrah Abraham's mother Debra Danielsen has assured us her daughter is not the kind of girl who does porn. (Just the kind who fraternizes with the pornographers and has sex on camera with porn stars, apparently.)
Ray J’s New Song Is Totally Not About Kim Kardashian, You Guys [VIDEO]
When Ray J dropped his new single, 'I Hit It First,' this weekend, everyone noticed that the lyrics (and album cover) seemed to take some swipes at former girlfriend Kim Kardashian.
But Ray says we've got it all wrong.
Chris Brown + Rihanna Call It Quits. Again. Maybe.
Will they? Won't they? Wellll ... not right now. Sources are saying music power couple Rihanna and Chris Brown have broken off whatever they had. Again.