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Lindsay Lohan Is Spending Her Time in Brazil Earning Money and Hiding Under Tables [PHOTOS]
Lindsay Lohan isn't so much under the weather these days as she is under the table.
Tara Reid Could Be Starring in a ‘Hunger Games’ Spoof – With Brandi Glanville [PHOTO]
Tara Reid may be known for partying hard, but she apparently works hard, too. When she can still get gigs, of course.
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Ponder Yet Another Krazy Baby Name: Khrist
From the moment news broke that Kim Kardashian was pregnant with Kanye West's baby, it was clear that they were destined to take up the mantle of "most ridiculous baby name." (Watch your back, Paltrow.)
Now a "close friend" of Kim's says, “Kayne likes the name Khrist.” For realzies.
Taylor Swift Will Appear on the ‘New Girl’ Season Finale. Then Probably Write a Song About It.
Taylor Swift, like her ex-boyfriends, has discovered a 'New Girl.'
Watch Amy Pohler Turn Into a Giddy Fangirl Interviewing Writer + Producer Irma Kalish [VIDEO]
On the latest episode of Amy Poehler's web interview series, 'Smart Girls at the Party,' we saw the comedy queen like never before -- all but squeeing with delight when she sat down with one of her role models, Irma Kalish.
And For Amanda Bynes’ Next Trick, She’ll Sue Us Weekly + Perez Hilton [PHOTOS]
It's been an eventful couple of weeks for Amanda Bynes. Her privates were nearly murdered and she might be getting pudgy, so it only makes sense that she's under a little stress.
Now she's threatening to sue gossip bloggers on, uh, some legal ground she hasn't thought of yet.
Anderson Cooper + Kathy Griffin May Get Their Own Show. Pardon Us Whilst We Squee.
Huzzah! Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin, who host the best New Year's Eve show ever, shot a pilot together for CNN on Monday, March 25 -- indicating the network may pick them up for a regular series.
David Letterman Grills Brian Williams About What the Hell Is Going On Over at NBC [VIDEO]
If Brian Williams knows anything about the ongoing behind-the-scenes struggles of NBC's 'Today' and 'Tonight' shows, he wasn't spilling during his 'Late Show' interview with David Letterman on Tuesday.
David Letterman Explains Why ‘Spring Breakers’ Director Harmony Korine Was Banned From His Show [VIDEO]
'Spring Breakers' director Harmony Korine is a bit of an enigma. His movie 'Gummo' is still a controversial subject among film critics, as is his dabbling in illicit substances. Now, David Letterman has explained why Korine was banned from his program more than a decade ago.
Dionne Warwick Declares Bankruptcy With a $10 Million Tax Debt
Looks like crooner Dionne Warwick won't be able to 'Walk on By' the IRS. The songstress has filed for bankruptcy, claiming she has $25,000 in assets but owes $10.2 million to Uncle Sam.
You'd think Miss Cleo would've warned her about this.
Bryan Cranston Is the Latest Celeb to Leave Stuff In His Car He Really Shouldn’t
It seems no one is safe from car thieves these days. Not vampires, not dancers -- not even Walter White.
'Breaking Bad' villain Bryan Cranston was shooting in Albuquerque earlier this month when a bag containing an iPad and a script for one of the show's final episodes was lifted from his ride.
Skylar is going to be pissed.
Hugh Hefner Can’t Remember How Many Women He’s Been With
If you didn't know better, Hugh Hefner would just be your average geriatric in a nightclub, wearing a captain's hat and falling asleep surrounded by 30 beautiful women. But he isn't. He's Hugh effing Hefner, people, and he's unsurprisingly taken so many women back to Gollum's lair his bedroom that he's lost track.
Jennifer Lawrence’s New Movie Hair Is So Big, It’s Practically Sentient [PHOTOS]
Jennifer Lawrence is adorable. This isn't new. But she proved just how versatile that adorableness is by sporting large bouffant locks on the set of her new film today.
Matthew McConaughey Explains That While His BFF Lance Armstrong Lied, He Isn’t a Liar… Oh!
Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong has had a hard time since he gave Oprah the straight dope (see what we did there?) on his years cheating at the sport. Now Armstrong's buddy Matthew McConaughey is coming to his defense.
All About Lindsay Lohan’s New Dude, Avi Snow
Lindsay Lohan's been having a rough week. Just like all the other weeks, actually. But aside from rumored sugar daddies, there's one person on whom she's been leaning.
Here's what we know about him so far.
Joan Rivers Reissues Kelly Osbourne’s ‘Fashion Police’ Badge [PHOTO]
Two weeks after suffering a seizure on the set of her E! show 'Fashion Police,' Kelly Osbourne returned to the set yesterday, March 21, for her first taping since scaring the scare.