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Amanda Bynes
Lenny Abbott, Pacific Coast News

Amanda Bynes Might Actually Get That Hip-Hop Record Deal She Wants

When Amanda Bynes first mentioned something about getting a record contract for a rap album, everyone just assumed she was mouthing off as usual. She may as well have said she was starting a boarding house for three-toed sloths.

But at least one company has taken her seriously, and is now offering her a deal. To rap about ugly people, we assume.

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Field Report: That One Time I Met Farrah Abraham [PHOTOS]

My home state of Wisconsin is not a pinnacle of excitement. Occasionally something interesting will happen, but it usually involves a serial killer. So when I heard that Farrah Abraham was going to be visiting the state capital as part of her cross-country meet-and-greet tour, I knew I had to go. Not just for me, but for journalistic integrity -- an

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Lindsay Lohan, Shawn Holley
Kevork Djansezian, Getty Images

Lindsay Lohan (Finally) Pays Off Her Lawyer and Savior Shawn Holley

Shawn Holley has saved Lindsay Lohan's ass more times than anyone can count. So when Holley graciously accepted the troubled starlet back as a client, her first order of business was to make sure Lindsay paid the massive amount of money she still owed.

And in a bizarre twist? The ladies are now square.

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