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Lindsay Lohan Sued by Clothing Company for Having a Lousy Reputation
Did you know Lindsay Lohan had a clothing line? No? Well, that's part of the problem. Neither did anyone else.
A debacle led Linds to file a $1 million suit against D.N.A.M. Apparel Industries, which manufactured the line. But the company is counter-suing, saying her "drug-addled" image cost them $5 million.
Rihanna + Miley Cyrus Want to Make Out
In a recent string of interviews, Miley Cyrus and Rihanna have acknowledged they'd enjoy sucking face with one another, an event that could generate enough collective wolf whistles to be heard from space.
Kanye West Celebrates New Album ‘Yeezus’ by Broadcasting NSFW Video onto Public Buildings
To debut his track 'New Slaves,' Kanye West projected his large, disembodied head onto the side of 66 buildings around the world on Friday, May 17, like a ginormous Wizard of Oz who uses the "n" word a lot.
Carmen Electra’s New Single Challenges You to a Genitalia Measuring Competition
Once upon a time, Carmen Electra was a Prince protegee. Since then, she's been more of an actress and all-around hot babe than a singer -- but with the release of her new single, 'Bigger D-ck,' all that could change.
Madonna Gave Gwyneth Paltrow an Icy Cold Shoulder at the Met Gala
We already know that Gwyneth Paltrow hated the Met Gala because it was super "un-fun." But perhaps another reason was that ex-BFF Madonna was giving her the cold, punk-clad shoulder the whole time.
So It Turns Out Melissa Joan Hart Isn’t a Bankable Movie Star
It looks like Melissa Joan Hart could have used some teenage witch magic -- the actress has put the kibosh on her ill-fated Kickstarter campaign after it failed to raise enough money for a movie she wanted to do.
Crazed Taylor Swift Fan Arrested for Swimming to Her Swanky New Beach House
An overzealous Taylor Swift fan was arrested in the wee hours of the morning on Wednesday, May 15, after swimming up to her new digs in Rhode Island.
LeAnn Rimes May or May Not Have Bought Herself a Whole Lot of Twitter Followers
Country star and internet villain LeAnn Rimes has once again come under fire -- this time from observant detractors claiming she's been purchasing Twitter followers.
Brooke Mueller Really Misses Those Huge Child Support Checks from Charlie Sheen
Denise Richards is still taking care of Brooke Mueller's children with Charlie Sheen while she parties rehabs with Lindsay Lohan at the Betty Ford clinic.
Now Mueller's hatching a plan to get the twins back -- and the hefty child support check that comes with them.
Kristen Bell, Elizabeth Banks + More Commend Angelina Jolie for Mastectomy Announcement
After Angelina Jolie wrote a beautifully-penned op-ed piece in the New York Times to announce she'd undergone a secret double-mastectomy, fellow celebrities heralded her courage and activism on Twitter.
Kim Kardashian’s Car Is Nearly Hit By a Paparazzo She Probably Called Herself
Kim Kardashian was livid last night after a close encounter with paparazzi, taking to Twitter to vent her frustration.
Jose Canseco, Anna Kendrick, Albert Brooks + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 13) celebrities savored, lamented Barbra Walter's 'View' departure, got optimistic, fought the tax man and admired each other from afar.
Lindsay Lohan Plotting an Escape After Betty Ford Cuts Off Her Adderall
After bouncing around from treatment center to treatment center, Lindsay Lohan finally settled on the apparent utopia of the Betty Ford clinic, where she could chain-smoke during her 90-day stay and take uppers on the reg.
But now Nurse Ratched (or the clinic's docs) have decided to strip Linds of the one thing that allows her to kinda sorta keep it together -- Adderall -- sending her into fight-o
Reporter Congratulates Matthew Perry On His Show Being Cancelled [VIDEO]
Matthew Perry attended a Los Angeles Kings hockey game (as usual) on Friday, May 10 -- hours after NBC announced the cancellation of his show 'Go On' -- when an ill-informed broadcaster decided to congratulate him.
New ‘Arrested Development’ Teaser Will Remind You to Always Leave a Note [VIDEO]
It's the final countdown.
After seven years of sobbing loudly in a showers while wearing cutoffs, 'Arrested Development' fans can rejoice: The new trailer for season 4 has arrived, and it's even more exciting than a fire (sale).
Chris Brown, Fran Drescher, Rob Thomas + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 10) celebrities celebrated the weekend, judged others, objectified, dated and offered some sage wisdom.