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Helen Mirren Swore Like a Sailor While Dressed as the Queen
Dame Helen Mirren acted decidedly un-royal during a weekend performance of her play 'The Audience' in London, storming onto the street to tell a group of street drummers to "shut the f--- up."
Did we mention she was dressed as Queen Elizabeth at the time?
Here’s Amanda Bynes Twerking … Er, Working Out at a New York City Gym [VIDEO]
Some crafty individual who holds a membership to Amanda Bynes' gym uploaded a video of what she claims to be Bynes working out -- with moves like a Muppet being operated by a detoxing junkie.
You, Too, Can Party With Chris Brown – For $100
Chris Brown will turn 23 on May 5 -- but he's getting his party on a little early, celebrating at Hollywood's Emerson Theater tonight (May 3). Wanna go to the fete? All you need is one crisp benjamin.
Lindsay Lohan Finally Wises Up, Rehires Shawn Holley + Checks Into Rehab Just Under the Wire
Lindsay Lohan managed to dodge not one but two rehab facilities late last night, side-stepping court orders and swapping her legal representation like most people change socks.
But this time around, at least she was smart about it: Rockstar lawyer Shawn Holley is reportedly back in the fold.
Reese Witherspoon Was Both Drunk + A U.S. Citizen In Dash Cam Footage from Her Arrest [VIDEOS]
When Reese Witherspoon was nabbed for disorderly conduct after getting mouthy with a cop during husband Jim Toth's DUI arrest, there was lots of talk about what, exactly, she told the arresting officer.
Behold! The dash cam tape is here!
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Gary Busey, Warren Buffet + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 2), the celebrities mingled a bit and diagnosed a Twitter hack. And one in particular weirded us out.
Farrah Abraham Says If You Were Her, You’d Have Sold a Porno Too [VIDEO]
Despite selling her porno, 'Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom,' for just under $1 million, Farrah Abraham continues to pretend that she never really meant for anyone to see it.
Amanda Bynes’ Boobs May Have Prompted a Police Visit + Sparked Jenny McCarthy’s Concern [PHOTOS]
No longer content with lacy bra shots, Amanda Bynes upped the ante and posted topless photos to her Twitter feed on May 1 before getting caught up in some major Twitter drama with Jenny McCarthy and a questionable publicist.
Martha Stewart’s Match.com Profile Is Pretty Much Just What You’d Imagine
When Martha Stewart was on the 'Today' show on Monday, April 29, she revealed that she'd created a Match.com account -- because the only man in her life right now is Snoop Lion.
Now the details of the profile have emerged, and they're pretty much exactly what you'd expect.
Kevin Spacey Is Apparently the New King of Celebrity Photobombers [PHOTOS]
Christina Sander, a Danish tourist, recently visited Boston. Meanwhile, Kevin Spacey, renowned 'House of Cards' actor, was taking a jog in the city -- and the result of the two crossing paths has gone viral.
Mariah Carey + Nick Cannon Renewed Their Vows … Again [PHOTOS]
On April 30, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their five-year wedding anniversary by renewing their vows, just like they did last year (apparently it's super hard to remember them otherwise).
Vivid’s CEO Says Farrah Abraham Looks ‘Gorgeous’ in Her Porno
Now that Farrah 'Backdoor Teen Mom' Abraham has officially sold her porno to Vivid Entertainment, the man who paid upwards of $1 million for the distribution rights is finally speaking out, saying the film is "amazing."
No One Seems to Want Socks Designed by Rob Kardashian
Rob Kardashian, the one Kardashian people aren't clamoring to keep up with, designed a pricey line of socks that's reportedly selling so poorly, it may be pulled from shelves.
A Somewhat Paranoid Lindsay Lohan Is in Talks for a ‘Rehab Blog’
What would Ernest Hemingway be like if he didn't own as many cats and once starred in a 'Parent Trap' remake? We don't know. So instead, Lindsay Lohan will have to suffice.
As she prepares for a 90-day rehab stint beginning on Thursday, May 2, Linds is already looking ahead and negotiating a deal to blog about the experience after she's discharged.
Michael Jordan + Yvette Prieto Are Now Mister and Missus [PHOTO]
Basketball superstar Michael Jordan was married to Yvette Prieto over the weekend, in a ceremony attended by family, friends and celebrities alike.
Miley Cyrus Dishes to Elle UK About Life, Love + Liam [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
In a new interview, Miley Cyrus talked about how she and fiance Liam Hemsworth want to keep their relationship quiet now. Okay then.