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Farrah Abraham Sells Her Porno, Adds ‘Backdoor Teen Mom’ to Her Resume [PHOTO]
After weeks of intense, Cuban Missile-style negotiations, 'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham finally sold that "private sex tape" she shot with James Deen that's actually just straight-up porn.
Olivia Wilde, Norm MacDonald, Amanda Bynes + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (April 26), celebrities mourned the loss of country music superstar George Jones and went people watching, and one -- guess who -- insulted Complex Magazine's staff.
So Drake Bell Picked a Twitter Fight With Paris Jackson
Former Nickelodeon star Drake Bell -- the Drake that Rosie O'Donnell likes, not the one Amanda Bynes wants to murder her lady bits -- has instigated yet another Twitter war.
This time it's with Michael Jackson's 15-year-old daughter Paris. (Did we mention Bell is 26?)
Shadowy Figures at Star Magazine Say Liam Hemsworth Is Hooking Up With January Jones
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are still keeping tight-lipped about the state of their relationship, even though we're pretty sure Congress won't end this nasty sequester business until they talk.
Now, word on the street tabloid pages is that Liam's rekindling that flame he might have sorta had with 'Mad Men' beauty January Jones.
Katie Couric Reportedly Ambushed Joan Rivers in Unaired ‘Katie’ Interview
Katie Couric's talk show 'Katie' is still on the air, gaining more traction than Anderson Cooper's sadly canceled daytime effort.
So to celebrate her 100th episode, Katie had a 'Friday Happy Hour' episode on Feb. 22, on which Joan Rivers and her daughter Melissa appeared. But what wound up on the air was not the entirety of the interview.
Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie’s Neighbors Think They’re Killing the California Beaches
The Santa Barbara neighbors of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's are reportedly furious after the celebrity power couple was spotted using gas-powered motor bikes along the pristine coastline like really attractive Captain Planet supervillains.
Selena Gomez’s Reaction to a Justin Bieber T-Shirt Is Kinda Priceless [PHOTO]
Selena Gomez posted a photo on Twitter today in which she posed with a fan wearing a Justin Bieber T-shirt -- and her expression is several kinds of awesome.
Steve Martin Talks Fatherhood on ‘Letterman’ Like Only Steve Martin Can [VIDEO]
Last night (April 24) on 'The Late Show with David Letterman,' Steve Martin opened up about the daughter he welcomed with wife Anne Stringfield two months ago.
But if you were looking for squishy platitudes about fatherhood, you came to the wrong place.
Justin Timberlake Gushes About Marriage to Jessica Biel on ‘Ellen’ [VIDEO]
Justin Timberlake dropped by Ellen Degeneres' talk show on Thursday, April 25, and had nothing but good things to say about his marriage to bombshell Jessica Biel.
Melissa Gilbert + Timothy Busfield Tie The Knot
Former 'Little House on the Prairie' starlet Melissa Gilbert and actor/director Timothy Busfield are now married.
The couple announced their engagement in January, and they made things legal on Wednesday, April 24, at San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara, Calif.
Kanye West + Kim Kardashian Are Obviously Totally in Love, You Guys [PHOTOS]
If you are feeling disillusioned with notions of romance, look no further than Kanye West and Kim Kardashian - even though they barely see each other.
Country Star Billy Currington Indicted for Terroristic Threats + Elder Abuse
Country music star Billy Currington was indicted in Chatham County, Ga. this afternoon (April 24) on charges of making terroristic threats and "abuse of an elderly person," which is pretty much the worst kind of abuse ever.
Madonna’s Brother Anthony Ciccone Arrested After Police Scuffle In Michigan [MUGSHOT]
To the untrained eye, Anthony Ciccone probably looks like your average transient -- but in reality he's the brother of international pop star Madonna.
He also was arrested on Sunday, April 21, after drunkenly fighting with a police officer in Traverse City, Michigan, and looking decidedly more unglamorous than his little sister.
Tony Robbins Says He Helped Hugh Jackman Overcome a Fear of Close-Ups
If there's anyone who should be fearless in front of a camera, It's probably 'Wolverine' star Hugh Jackman. But before taking his role in 'Les Miserables,' he had to face a fear of close-ups -- which he supposedly did with some help from Tony Robbins.
Gwyneth Paltrow Blames Leo DiCaprio for Her Diet and Really Hates How the Brits Say ‘Pasta’
It's that time of year when Gwyneth Paltrow emerges from her fortified vegetable crisper and makes the press rounds.
This weekend, that included an interview with the UK's The Guardian, where she expounded upon her struggles as a youth, dropped a few names, and made us all feel our diets are crap compared to hers.
You know, the usual.
Beyonce Banned Photographers from Her Concert Tour, So That Should Go Well
Back in February, Beyonce and/or her publicist launched an all-out war against a crop of unflattering pictures that turned up among the myriad of gorgeous ones during her Super Bowl performance. Now, she's upped the ante -- and banished photographers from her new world tour.
Because, like our grandparents, Beyonce's people apparently assume cell phones can only make calls.