Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
9 Randomly Annoying Things We Desperately Want (And Need) to End
The Chicago Cubs have won the World Series, ending a 108-year drought. If they can end it, then surely these other things can become ancient history, too, right?
Siri Has Some Wild Suggestions About Your Halloween Costume
Still not sure what to be for Halloween? Let Siri throw in her two cents.
Newly-Discovered Insect Has 4 Penises, 414 Legs and, Boy, Don’t You Feel Inferior
Good luck finding pants for this guy.
Hilarious Video Proves Jigsaw From ‘Saw’ Is a Horrible Co-Worker
Jigsaw from the "Saw" movie franchise has moved on from his Hollywood life.
Chocolate Covered Brussels Sprouts Is a Disgustingly Cruel Halloween Trick
Some poor trick-or-treaters are in for an unpleasant surprise.
1993 High School Yearbook Predicted 2016 Cubs World Series Victory
Picking the Cubs to win the World Series was foolish business for generations of fans, but that didn't stop one teen from thinking outside the box.
A high school yearbook from 1993 features one senior predicting the Cubs will win the World Series in 2016 (as if people weren't already in enough of a frenzy)...
You Too Can Make This Grotesquely Awesome Oozing Pumpkin
It’s not enough to just have a pumpkin for Halloween anymore.
No, we live in a time where pineapple jack-o’-lanterns, election-ready Trumpkins, wild pumpkin regattas and seriously obese pumpkins and are hogging the attention, so you’ve got to go next level if you want to stand out...
Friendly Canadians Do Their Best to Cheer Up America
Apparently, America is already great again.
Pineapple Jack-O’-Lanterns Are Your New Halloween Frightfest
Can't find the perfect pumpkin to make your jack-o'-lantern? No worries.
Town Opens Free Wine Fountain to Become Best Place on Earth
Water fountain, soda fountain -- they take a back seat to this fountain.
Polite Kevin Durant Chows Down on Young Fan’s Nachos
Kevin Durant is making himself right at home with the Golden State Warriors.
Breaking Science News — Here’s How to Prevent Smelly Farts
We interrupt whatever you are doing to bring you this monumentally important piece of information: you can stop your farts from smelling.
Watch Klutzy Customer Accidentally Destroy $6,000 Worth of Flat Screen TVs
Here's the long and short (and flat) of it: this customer should probably do his shopping online.
‘Sexy’ Ken Bone Costume Has Turned Halloween on Its Ear
Ken Bone was already winning the presidential election. Now, he's winning Halloween.
Why Did Alex Trebek Call a ‘Jeopardy!’ Contestant a Loser?
Maybe Alex Trebek needs to take a day off.