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The Best Looking Women in America Live In…
Fellas on the hunt for the hottest ladies in the US of A would be wise to pack their bags and head for the East Coast.
Furious Bull Injures Several After Stomping Into Crowd During Bullfight
Hey, this just in: bulls are extremely dangerous.
Livestock Auctioneer Championship Will Leave Your Head Spinning
The World Livestock Auctioneer Championship will surely have you talking. Just not as fast as the contestants.
How to Carve a Pumpkin…With a Gun
Here's a different way to get into the Halloween spirit.
Target Blasts Porn Over Loudspeaker, Take That Walmart
The background noise of American consumerism that is Muzak may soon give way to some more X-rated sounds.
How to Open a Beer Bottle With Anything and Everything
Short of being trapped in a room without a remote to change the TV from The View, not having a bottle opener to crack open an ice cold bottle of beer is the worst possible thing that can happen. Or is it?
Man’s Epic Beard Makes Perfect Gun Cabinet
Gun control is a seriously big issue and the way this guy arms himself should spur on more debate.
Texas Rangers’ Cotton Candy Hot Dog Is a Vomit-Inducing Miracle
The Texas Rangers are in the playoffs and if you are lucky enough to snag tickets, make sure you bring your appetite with you.
Survey Names World’s Funniest Joke (Which Isn’t THAT Funny)
Forget any knock-knock joke you've ever heard. Disregard any "a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar" joke. Don't even think about those "how many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?" jokes.
YouTuber Who Set Apartment on Fire During Live Stream Is a Serious Hazard
This guy's attempts to put out a blaze was like pouring gasoline on a fire.
Guy Lifts Cases of Beer With Body Part You Should Treat Much Nicer
We can think of many, many more pleasant things to do with this body part.
Denmark’s Strange Ad Begging People to Have Sex Is Super Creepy
Quick -- what do you know about Denmark? Well, you'll know something you probably don't want to after seeing this.
Science Says Dabbing Pizza Will Help You Be Less of a Fat Slob
The biggest pizza news since the stuffed crust became a thing is here.
Dad and Son Wrestle With Awesome Play-By-Play Piped In
Fathers and sons wrestle. It happens. But it's never quite as good as this.
Pickup Lines From Around the World Will Help (Or Destroy) Your Game
What's your sign? Are you from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? We Americans have plenty of tired old pickup lines, so it's time to go international.
Watch an Idiot Set Gas Station on Fire Trying to Burn a Spider
Darwin is rolling over in his grave.