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News Anchor Accidentally Reveals He May Love Crystal Meth
The first step toward treating addiction is admitting you have a problem.
Foreigners Describing a Typical American Will Make You Shrivel in Shame
We Americans like to think we have a can-do attitude. The rest of the world, though, likes to think we have a can-, will- and do-eat attitude.
Two Women and Child Brawl in Walmart, America Recoils in Shame [NSFW]
Only the best and brightest shop at Walmart.
Hey, Where’d the Rest of This Guy’s Ear Go?
Get your Evander Holyfield jokes ready.
If Alcohol Could Talk, It’d Be One Big Troublemaker
It starts innocently enough. You go out for a drink or two and the next thing you know, you wake up in a dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant wearing nothing but a tin foil hat and the unmistakable scent of regret.
Cyclist Crashes Into Parked Car, Sets Mankind Back Centuries
Distracted driving isn't just for people in cars.
Promposal Goes As Bad As You Can Possibly Imagine (Maybe Even Worse)
There are some things that should not be broadcast in front of a large group of people.
Women Reading the Worst Online Pickup Lines They’ve Ever Received Makes You Ashamed to Be a Man
The art of seduction is just that -- an art. Sadly, not all men have mastered it and these poor women have the literary no-nos to prove it.
This Guy Is a Master Finger Tutter. Whatever That Is.
We all have skills. Some, like knowing exactly how to figure out a 20 percent tip, are helpful. Others? Well, not so much.
Beer Yoga Class Asks: Would Free Beer Get You to Try Yoga?
There's not much we wouldn't do for a free beer, but yoga?
Very Hungry Guy Eats Vile 30-Scoop Ice Cream Sundae, Suffers Worst Brain Freeze in History
I scream, you scream, this guy really screams for ice cream.
Naked Man in Airport Makes Flying an Even Bigger Nightmare
As it turns out, a $26 croissant at the newsstand is not the craziest thing you'll see at the airport.
Beer and Fireworks Make for an Explosive Combination (As If You Didn’t Know That Already)
Beer and fireworks go together about as well as beer and teetotalers.
Hipsters’ Selfie Stick Sing-Along Ends in Near Calamity
Nothing says America like singing along to the radio in the car. Nothing says millennial hipsters quite like doing that while recording the scene with a selfie stick. And nothing says karma like spinning out while it all happens.
Commitment-Phobic Dude Trashes Girlfriend’s Wedding Bouquet, Preps for Life on the Couch
Somebody really, really, really hates the idea of getting married.
Monotone Man’s Sneaker Review Is All Sorts of Weird
Brad loves sneakers and after this you'll love Brad. Or be terrified of him. Whichever.