Kathy Landin

YOU: You got your start in soap operas, but soon rose to the level of movie sweetheart with several good script choices. Like every man, I’m enticed by your penchant for faking orgasms during diner meals, but you’ve made your fair share of duds -- including a clunker of a marriage.

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It was a tough holiday weekend for Americans, with Black Friday tramplings and brawls breaking out at stores and malls.

But it was an even worse weekend for Canadians, with Justin Bieber accepting a prestigious award from Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper wearing a half-buttoned pair of overalls and a backwards baseball cap.

And he’s totally not sorry, so don’t even try to tell him he might've been underdressed. That was probably his best pair of Bieber-alls. And hey, he wore jewelry.

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Russell Brand recently had a little fun at the expense of some self-righteous, homophobic douchebags from the Westboro Baptist Church on his ‘Brand X’ show.

He gave them the chance to discuss their reasons for spewing hate upon gays, fallen soldiers and the like. And then? He orchestrated a little come-uppance.

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Anyone who has anything they're trying to peddle to the American people is truly blessed when Oprah Winfrey gives them a shout out. Being one of Oprah’s “Favorite Things” is the retail equivalent of having Jesus himself turn your paltry water into the finest of wines.

So we can understand why Microsoft happily let Oprah push their new Surface tablet. But chances are good they didn’t want her doing it with her iPad.

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A really embarrassing mistake turned into a joke that then turned into a whole lot of free publicity.

Susan Boyle has a new album coming out, and the PR tweets about it may or may not have been given the ill-conceived hashtag #susanalbumparty. This seems harmless enough -- until you put on your naughty goggles and look at it a bit more closely.

Let us know when you get there.

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Last week we told you that Jon Bon Jovi’s 19-year-old daughter Stephanie was arrested after a reported heroin overdose. The charges against her were later dropped and she's in recovery, but Jon himself stayed silent.

Now the singer is speaking out about the ordeal -- and he seems to be in pretty good spirits.

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Back in the 1980s, MTV actually played videos and shows like 'Growing Pains,' 'The Cosby Show' and 'Married With Children' ruled the airwaves. And even though you may have forgotten about them, many of the stars from those iconic juggernauts are still around -- on Twitter. But maybe they shouldn't be.

Here are a few celebrities from the '80s you should remember from their glory days rather than following the dullness (or ineptitude) of their current daily lives on Twitter.

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Kevin Clash isn’t having many sunny days, and has announced he's moved off of Sesame Street. (Apparently the Elmo puppeteer was bringing down the property values.)

In light of new underage sex allegations – that may or may not be true – Clash has resigned from the popular children's show. And he's facing a fresh new lawsuit.

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Anderson Cooper is known for diving headfirst into a warzone to get to the facts and report the real story. And now he's known for doing the exact same thing on Twitter after he let some “chocoholic” from Los Angeles have it on the social media site.

Of course, this means that we will now be rescuing Anderson from the Gaza strip ourselves and keeping him safely in our pocket.

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Singer, actress and murderer of perfectly good hair Miley Cyrus is, once again, rocking a much shorter 'do.

Her hair was buzzed before, but now she's even cut off her Bieber bangs and gone super short on top.

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