Kathy Landin is a freelance internet pop-culture junkie (and web video producer). For a brief time in 2011, she was THIS close to being Charlie Sheen's social media intern for the summer. She's blogged for local TV stations, anonymous dating adventures and stupid advice columns. Mostly she entertains herself by practicing the fine art of idiocy, which you can watch in Kathy Landin's "I'm an Idiot" Show. Or, if you have a short attention span, get 140 characters of idiocy on Twitter.
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Michael Lohan Spoke Out About Lindsay’s Arrest Because Of Course He Did
At some point, we have to wonder if Michael Lohan doesn’t have his daughter arrested just so he has an excuse to give exclusive interviews to the press. It certainly didn’t take him long to spill his guts to the tabloids after LiLo’s most recent bust.
And, interestingly, he always seems to know what needs to be done to “help” his daughter.
Kim Kardashian Proudly Announces Her Holiday Diet Tips of Obviousness
Our favorite little media spotlight moth, Kim Kardashian, has posted five insightful tips for getting back on the diet track after Thanksgiving indulgences. And by "insightful" we mean "any dolt would know them."
What the Tabloids Taught Us While Waiting In Line This Week
We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy Pepto and Slim Fast this week and here’s what we learned from the In Touch, Star, Us Weekly, the Globe and Life & Style. You never know when avoiding the express line will have its privileges. ...
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Tweets That Prove Everyone Thought ‘Liz & Dick’ Sucked As Much As You’d Expect
If you turned on your television Sunday night and were overwhelmed by the smell of something awful, it was probably emanating from Lifetime -- because that's when the erstwhile 'Women in Peril' network aired the much maligned and over-hyped ‘Liz & Dick’ biopic starring Linsday Lohan.
Missed Connections – Who Are They?
YOU: You got your start in soap operas, but soon rose to the level of movie sweetheart with several good script choices. Like every man, I’m enticed by your penchant for faking orgasms during diner meals, but you’ve made your fair share of duds -- including a clunker of a marriage.
Osh Kosh Oh M’Gosh: Justin Bieber Defends Accepting a Canadian Medal in Overalls
It was a tough holiday weekend for Americans, with Black Friday tramplings and brawls breaking out at stores and malls.
But it was an even worse weekend for Canadians, with Justin Bieber accepting a prestigious award from Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper wearing a half-buttoned pair of overalls and a backwards baseball cap.
And he’s totally not sorry, so don’t even try to tell him he might'
Russell Brand Takes on a Couple Homophobes From the Westboro Baptist Church [VIDEO]
Russell Brand recently had a little fun at the expense of some self-righteous, homophobic douchebags from the Westboro Baptist Church on his ‘Brand X’ show.
He gave them the chance to discuss their reasons for spewing hate upon gays, fallen soldiers and the like. And then? He orchestrated a little come-uppance.
Marketing Genius Oprah Gives Props to Microsoft Surface – Using Her iPad
Anyone who has anything they're trying to peddle to the American people is truly blessed when Oprah Winfrey gives them a shout out. Being one of Oprah’s “Favorite Things” is the retail equivalent of having Jesus himself turn your paltry water into the finest of wines.
So we can understand why Microsoft happily let Oprah push their new Surface tablet. But chances are good they didn’t want her doing
Susan Boyle’s Hashtag Malfunction Invites You to Her Anal Bum Party
A really embarrassing mistake turned into a joke that then turned into a whole lot of free publicity.
Susan Boyle has a new album coming out, and the PR tweets about it may or may not have been given the ill-conceived hashtag #susanalbumparty. This seems harmless enough -- until you put on your naughty goggles and look at it a bit more closely.
Let us know when you get there.
Jon Bon Jovi Opens Up About His Daughter’s Drug Bust [VIDEO]
Last week we told you that Jon Bon Jovi’s 19-year-old daughter Stephanie was arrested after a reported heroin overdose. The charges against her were later dropped and she's in recovery, but Jon himself stayed silent.
Now the singer is speaking out about the ordeal -- and he seems to be in pretty good spirits.
10 Celebs from the ’80s Who Kinda Suck at Twitter
Back in the 1980s, MTV actually played videos and shows like 'Growing Pains,' 'The Cosby Show' and 'Married With Children' ruled the airwaves. And even though you may have forgotten about them, many of the stars from those iconic juggernauts are still around -- on Twitter. But maybe they shouldn't be.
Here are a few celebrities from the '80s you should remember from their glory days rather than
Kevin Clash Resigns From ‘Sesame Street’ Amid New Allegations + The Story Thus Far
Kevin Clash isn’t having many sunny days, and has announced he's moved off of Sesame Street. (Apparently the Elmo puppeteer was bringing down the property values.)
In light of new underage sex allegations – that may or may not be true – Clash has resigned from the popular children's show. And he's facing a fresh new lawsuit.
Anderson Cooper Burns Some Dolt on Twitter While Dodging Bombs in Gaza
Anderson Cooper is known for diving headfirst into a warzone to get to the facts and report the real story. And now he's known for doing the exact same thing on Twitter after he let some “chocoholic” from Los Angeles have it on the social media site.
Of course, this means that we will now be rescuing Anderson from the Gaza strip ourselves and keeping him safely in our pocket.
Miley Cyrus Cuts Off Even More of the Hair She Doesn’t Have [PHOTO]
Singer, actress and murderer of perfectly good hair Miley Cyrus is, once again, rocking a much shorter 'do.
Her hair was buzzed before, but now she's even cut off her Bieber bangs and gone super short on top.
The Guy Who Accused Elmo Voicer Kevin Clash of Statutory Rape Is a Real Keeper
It was pretty obvious when he recanted his accusations after just one day that the guy who accused Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash of having an inappropriate sexual relationship with him when he was just 16 years old was kind of a douche.
And now we know just how much of a douche he really is.
Liz Lemon Is Getting Hitched – You Should Totally Save the Date [PHOTO]
Not since we celebrated the nuptials of ‘General Hospital’ lovebirds Luke and Laura has the possibility of a pretend wedding made us quite so giddy.
Gather your snacks, kids, because Tina Fey’s '30 Rock' character Liz Lemon is tying the knot on Nov. 29.
And because she wants to be sure you won't forget her special day, she's issued a save-the-date card to end all save-the-date cards.