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Heather Locklear + Richie Sambora’s Daughter Ava Set to Cause Them Sleepless Nights [PHOTO]
Remember when you were 15? Chances are good you were awkward and insecure and maybe fighting some baby fat or acne because that's pretty much what adolescence is all about.
Unless you're Ava Sambora. And then you win the DNA jackpot and get to skip all that nonsense.
Yes, Kanye West Wore a Skirt. Everyone Calm Down Already. [PHOTOS]
At Wednesday night's 12-12-12 benefit concert for Hurricane Sandy victims, Kanye West stepped out from the shadows of being Kim Kardashian's boyfriend and seemingly raided her closet for a stage costume that consisted of a leather skirt and leggings.
And everyone lost their collective fecal matter.
Kate Middleton Is Pregnant. There Goes the Neighborhood.
The tabloids have speculated for months now that Kate Middleton has a royal bun in the oven -- and, like the proverbial blind squirrel who eventually gets the nut, they're finally right.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: She Claims She Never Hit Anyone + Another Famewhore Hires Gloria Allred
Yeah, it's Saturday, and normally celebrity news is super slow on Saturdays. But the one-woman maelstrom known as Lindsay Lohan never takes a day off.
Jessica Simpson ‘Accidentally’ Got Herself Pregnant Again
The interwebs are ablaze with chatter that Jessica Simpson -- who just seven months ago birthed her first baby -- is "accidentally" knocked up again after a sperm apparently tripped and fell into one of her eggs.
At first we were all "doesn't she know how how babies are made?" and then we remembered who we're talking about here so never mind.
Angus T. Jones Publicly Apologizes to His ‘Two and a Half Men’ Overlords
Angus T. Jones, who until Monday was known mainly as "that kid on 'Two and a Half Men,'" has had quite a busy week.
First he implored people not to watch his show anymore because it's "filth," and then his mom said she was worried he'd been sucked into a cult. Now, not even two days after the whole brouhaha began, Jones has realized which side of his $350,000-per-episode bread
Halle Berry’s Men Celebrated Thanksgiving by Beating the Stuffing Out of Each Other
Halle Berry's crazy never takes a holiday.
Seems her fiance, actor Olivier Martinez, and her ex, model Gabriel Aubry, got into a brawl at her home on Thanksgiving because, you know, that's what Berry's pheromones do to guys.
Paris Hilton + Lil Wayne Did a Song Together, So Obviously the Mayans Were Right [VIDEO]
Paris Hilton is becoming more and more like a cockroach, because no matter how often we douse her with Raid, she finds new life and skitters across the floor to terrify us anew.
This time she's once again decided she's a singer, and unfortunately, Lil Wayne hopped on that broke-ass train for the ride.
Jenny McCarthy ‘Cougars’ Justin Bieber Because That’s Totally Appropriate
Not long ago, Jenny McCarthy was rubbing against trees in a way even the most staunch environmentalists would oppose. But these days it seems she's found an actual human being to molest -- namely, Justin Bieber.
President Obama + McKayla Maroney Are Not Impressed [PHOTO]
President Obama welcomed the US ladies' gymnastic team -- aka the Fierce Five -- to the White House on Thursday, and while they were there, he couldn't pass up the opportunity to pull his best "not impressed" face alongside McKayla Maroney.
Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez Have a Sleepover, UN Peacekeepers Breathe Sigh of Relief
When we last saw Justin Bieber, he was harassing former girlfriend Selena Gomez with ceaseless text messages in an effort to win her nubile affections once more.
And maybe he's stumbled upon a system even better than candy and flowers and passive-aggressive Facebook posts -- because the pair allegedly spent the night together earlier this week.
Channing Tatum Chosen Sexiest Man Alive [PHOTO]
Last week we told you rumors were swirling that Channing Tatum was set to become the 2012 Sexiest Man Alive -- and it looks like those rumors were true.
Oh, Good Morning. Care for Some Eggs? Coffee? Rihanna Naked? [PHOTO]
Rihanna is fast becoming the world's most famous exhibitionist. In fact, these days it would be a lot more scintillating if she'd just put something on.
This time around, you'll find her wearing only a leather jacket on the December cover of GQ.
Today in Justin Bieber: He Cries on Stage + Barbara Palvin Begs for Mercy [VIDEO]
Hell hath no fury like a Belieber -- scorned or not.
In the wake of Justin Bieber's break up with Selena Gomez, the Biebs allegedly teared up while singing an emotional love song in concert. Meanwhile, Victoria's Secret model Barbara Palvin -- rumored to be the Bieb's shiny new love interest -- had her pretty little hands full warding off his fans' copious ire.
Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez Split as He Wades Into a Sea of Lingerie Models [PHOTO]
Beliebers, start your engines. Your boy is single again.
Seems the tween star finally figured out he's Justin Bieber and 18 and able to get lingerie model tail, so there was no point in continuing a relationship with Selena Gomez.
Celebrities Without Makeup
It takes a brave woman to venture out in public without makeup -- especially when she knows there are likely to be cameras following her every barefaced move. Regardless, even the rich and famous sometimes don't want to assemble an entire glam squad before leaving the house.