Shauna has been writing and editing things for cash and prizes for well over a decade, and while her first love is pop culture and celebrity dish, she's also done work for Fortune 500 companies and even written a book. Feel free to contact her at goldengateblond at the gmail -- but keep in mind she really hates people who refer to themselves in the third person, so never ever do that with her. Seriously. (Man, does she hate that.)
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Surprisingly Short Famous Guys
Last time we checked the sources that track such things, the average height of American and European men was about 5 feet 10 inches. That varies depending on genetics, of course, but what's really mind-boggling is how much taller some male celebrities on the shorter side seem to look to us...
Election 2012: Lady Gaga, Katy Perry + More Tweet In Celebration of Obama’s Victory
President Obama certainly has his share of celebrity supporters, so when he won reelection on Tuesday night, you could feel the joy radiating off their Twitter pages.
While Donald Trump came hilariously unhinged, other (actual) celebs celebrated in expected fashion.
Election 2012: Your Celebrity Endorsement Guide
Every four years, we in the US go to the polls to elect (or re-elect) a president. And yeah, we know the political ads that seem to run endlessly are a downer, and we know voting itself can be a pain in the ass -- but that doesn't mean we shouldn't take part in the process anyway.
If you haven't already voted, we encourage you to do so. And while you're waiting in what could be very long lines (ta
Christina Aguilera, Bon Jovi + More Perform at Red Cross Hurricane Sandy Benefit [VIDEOS]
If you could assemble the perfect concert, chances are good it would include Sting, Christina Aguilera, Billy Joel, Mary J. Blige and Bruce Springsteen -- and Friday night saw that group and more use their powers for good when they performed on Friday night's Hurricane Sandy special, with all money benefiting the Red Cross.
‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Mourns Hurricane Destruction of Seaside Heights [PHOTOS]
Seaside Heights was as much a part of the cast of 'Jersey Shore' as the drunken, overly-tanned humans who got so much air time. And now that the community has taken a devastating hit at the hands of Hurricane Sandy, the reality show's cast members are issuing eulogies.
Calling Mrs. Gene Hackman a Dirty Word Will Get You Backhanded
Legendary actor Gene Hackman may be 82 years old, but he's not too frail to defend his wife's honor. That's what a homeless dude learned the hard way when he called Mrs. Hackman a vile word.
Lindsay Lohan Can Ward Off Hurricanes Now
When she isn't busy not showing up for work, fighting with her dad or looking for a new publicist, Lindsay Lohan spends her time keeping the world safe from dangerous weather phenomena.
And if you silly people on the East Coast would just LISTEN TO HER, maybe you could stop boarding up your windows and just relax already.
Land Ho: Kim Kardashian Channels a Wrecked Blonde Mermaid for Halloween [PHOTOS]
At a Saturday night Halloween party sponsored by Midori, Kim Kardashian (who doesn't go anywhere unless she's paid to) stuck with the melon liqueur's green theme by dolling herself up as a rather bedraggled-looking mermaid, complete with a sailor in the form of Kanye West.
Donald Trump’s Big Reveal Is That He’s Still a Mammoth Douchebag [VIDEO]
We're running out of ways to call Donald Trump a tool around here. He's not just one tool, he's a whole tool box. An entire tool company. A Black & Decker, if you will.
And his latest "big announcement" proves his screws are still loose.
Adele May or May Not Have Had Her Baby but Probably Did
Her spokesman won't confirm or deny, but reports are flying that Adele became a first-time mom on Friday, Oct. 19.
Justin Timberlake + Jessica Biel Are Married
We knew it was likely to happen this weekend, but apparently Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel think Saturday weddings are trite -- because word just came down that the two already tied the knot in Italy.
StarDust: Miley Cyrus Is So Vain, She Probably Thinks This Song Is About Her + More
- Nick Jonas wrote a song about his ex Miley Cyrus, and her fiance is really pissed. You'd think he'd be more pissed about being engaged to a chick who used to boff one of the Jonas Brothers.
Honey Boo Boo Turns the Cinematic Tables on Christopher Walken [VIDEO]
Last week, we showed you the ray of sunshine that was Christopher Walken cold-reading lines from 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.' Now Mama June and the Boo herself get a little revenge -- by rattling off some of Walken's most famous dialogue.
StarDust: Susan Sarandon Once Logged Some Time on the Casting Couch + More
- Susan Sarandon was once pawed by a director and it "was not successful -- for either of us." Whether that means she didn't get the part or he just didn't enjoy the whole experience is anyone's guess.
Kim Kardashian’s Halloween Costume Puts the ‘Trick’ in ‘Trick or Treat’ [PHOTO]
If you open the door on Halloween night to find a nearly naked 31-year-old woman dressed as a cat, don't slam the door in her face. It just might be Kim Kardashian. (Of course maybe that alone is reason enough for door-slammage.)
Lindsay Lohan’s Political Views Give Comedians Pre-Written Jokes
In a rare interview that didn't take place in a squad room, Lindsay Lohan says she knows who she's voting for and why. And the irony is so thick it could stave off anemia.