Shauna has been writing and editing things for cash and prizes for well over a decade, and while her first love is pop culture and celebrity dish, she's also done work for Fortune 500 companies and even written a book. Feel free to contact her at goldengateblond at the gmail -- but keep in mind she really hates people who refer to themselves in the third person, so never ever do that with her. Seriously. (Man, does she hate that.)
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Hulk Hogan Feels ‘Betrayed,’ Plans a Blitz of Legal Action
Last week, a sex tape featuring Hulk Hogan made its way onto the internet and caused irreparable harm to millions because DUDE MY EYES MY EYES.
Now the Hulkster's lawyer says plans are in the works to sue everyone ever, and that the wrestler himself feels leaking the secretly-recorded tryst was the "ultimate betrayal."
In Case You Were Wondering, Tom Hanks Is Still Awesome
We snark on a lot of people around here, but one person we don't think we'll ever have occasion to disparage is Tom Hanks. Not only is he talented, he has a wicked sense of humor -- and never forgets the people who made him famous.
In the latest chapter of Tom Being Awesome, we find him appearing on a podcast, thanks in large part to a smart gift from the show's host. And the letter Hanks sent in
Dina + Lindsay Lohan Have a Fight That Requires Police Presence
It's been a couple weeks since Lindsay Lohan had a face-to-face with the boys in blue, so hey, maybe she's turning over a new le--oh wait.
Reset your timers, because early Wednesday morning, the wayward actress had a brawl with her mother that resulted in a 911 call. (Seriously, TLC, how does this family not have a reality show?)
Here’s What Happens When Jay-Z Rides the Subway [VIDEO]
En route to his eighth sold-out show at Brooklyn's Barclays Center on Saturday, rap superstar Jay-Z decided to forego the cushy limos and travel like his fans do -- on the subway. But lest you think he just paid his fare and blended into the crowd, no. No he did not.
7 Celebrity-Inspired Halloween Dog Costumes
Dog-owners have been putting their canine kids in costumes for years -- who among us hasn't seen a Dachshund dressed as a hot dog or a tiny little Chihuahua in a tutu? And yeah, they're cute and everything, but yawn. Whatever. Bring a celebrity slant to it, though, and everything changes. No one w...
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Mila Kunis Named Esquire Magazine’s ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ [PHOTOS]
Congratulations, Ashton Kutcher, you're banging the hottest chick in the world -- at least according to Esquire magazine, which just named Mila Kunis the Sexiest Woman Alive.
Rihanna + Chris Brown: Coming Soon to a Police Blotter Near You
Everyone saw it coming, and now it seems to be true: Rihanna and Chris Brown are co-mingling bodily fluids again, and we're at a loss.
What do you get for the girl who has everything and just took her douchebag of an abusive boyfriend back?
Lindsay Lohan Says She Was Bullied as a Kid
Lindsay Lohan is such a willing target that picking on her these days almost seems like kicking a puppy (if the puppy had terrible judgment and a lengthy rap sheet).
But according to her, the "bullying" she endures from the press isn't her first go-round with disparaging remarks -- she allegedly dealt with the same thing when she was younger, too.
Someone Is Way Too Excited About Avril Lavigne + Chad Kroeger’s Wedding
When faux punk-rocker Avril Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger announced their engagement in August, the jokes flew fast and furious. Neither of these two are particularly well-respected in musical circles, so it almost seemed like they were taking one for the team by pairing up on their own.
But if you're excited about the upcoming nuptials, there's a T-shirt to say so publicly. Just ma
Nicki Minaj Goes Nuclear on Mariah Carey During ‘American Idol’ Taping [VIDEO]
A while back, there were murmurings that some diva-licious sparring was already happening between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj on the set of 'American Idol.' At the time, the public was given a gentle pat on the head and told that no, none of those rumors were true so we should just run along and play because, really, Mommy and Daddy still loved each other so everything was fine just fine.
But now
Reese Witherspoon Gave Birth To Tennessee. We Bet That Hurt.
Get out your Celebrity Womb scorecards, kids, and mark Reese Witherspoon's uterus as "currently empty." The actress had her third child on Thursday, Sept. 27 -- a boy she named Tennessee James. Because all the good state names were already taken.
Chris Brown Failed a Drug Test But It Probably Won’t Matter
In the biggest surprise since learning Santa Claus just might be mythical, chick-beater and member of the He-Man Woman Hater's Club Chris Brown failed a drug test -- a violation of his probation that could land him in the slammer.
But if that happens, it seems Rihanna would likely be among the list of people visiting him behind an inch of glass on Sundays.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This badly-coiffed loudmouth/businessman once ironically said, "The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald."
That Time Paris Hilton Sounded Like a Homophobic Dolt
Oh hi, Paris! Long time no see.
For the youngsters out there, Paris Hilton was the first rich bored socialite to achieve celebrity stardom via sex tape, but maybe you've never heard of her because she's been largely forgotten ever since something shinier and more Kardashian-ier came along.
Now everyone's paying attention anew, because Paris was caught on tape saying mindbogglingly ignorant things
Beyonce + Jay-Z Get Some Presidential Face Time — Photo of the Week
In case you're wondering, no, your life is not as fabulous as Beyonce's.
Unless, of course, you and your superstar husband had a party for President Obama, after which the leader of the free world posted a photo of the three of you to his Twitter account to mark the occasion. Then, okay, maybe.
Has Robert Pattinson Decided to Take Kristen Stewart Back?
Twihards, maybe you can finally snuff out those funeral pyres. Seems Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are speaking again, which has set the tabloidsphere (it's a word because we say it is) ablaze with chatter that the two could be getting back together.