Tom Blunt
If you're getting fired anyway, you might as well let everyone know just what you think of them! However, you'd really better make 100% that the neck on the chopping block is actually yours before you make fun of anyone's stupid name or above-ground pool...
Are you voting for Barack today... or Baraka? Display your civic pride and your party allegiance with one of these Outworldly badges. (Thanks to Jade and Reptile, even the Green Party is represented.)
Heather O'Rourke, the actress who played little Carol Anne Freeling in the 'Poltergeist' films, would have turned 37 this year, if she hadn't passed away at the age of 13 from a chronic illness. To this day, YouTube users create tribute videos memorializing O'Rourke, with results ranging from charming to downright strange.
Even Brad Pitt must be laughing today about the 'Saturday Night Live' clips repeatedly clowning on his "arty" Chanel no. 5 commercial, presenting not one by four separate commercial spoofs selling everything from perfume to dog condoms.
Today a base-jumper named Felix Baumgartner attempted a record-breaking high altitude jump from the place where the Earth's atmosphere ends and space begins.
Haven't we taken 'Taken' far enough? This week it was announced that there'd most likely be a third movie in the series. The gang at 'Saturday Night Live' seem to be of the opinion that the movie's premise — a retired C.I.A. agent pursuing his kidnapped family members — has already been stretched past its breaking point. The result? This funny mash-up with the also-bloated 'The Expendables' franchise.