Mac Dickson’s Brilliant Idea: A Bacon Shirt!

I love bacon. We all love bacon. Well, Alexis used to, now she's a vegetarian...but, that's another story. We probably have a little (Okay, at least a pound at a time) every week. Now, I think I just might have solved one of the biggest problems with bacon.

You see, one day last week, I was getting ready early in the morning and pulled on one of my favorite comfy shirts. I don't have many that I like to wear, that also fit just right. (I know what you're thinking, "Stop eating too much bacon!") I was shocked when I noticed stains all over the front. Grease stains, obviously splattered all over it the last time I cooked some bacon.

I was ticked off. I loved that shirt. Then it hit me. "Brilliant! I can just use that shirt the next time I cook bacon. I will never ruin another shirt." I was pretty proud of myself. You see, this isn't the fist shirt I've ruined.

I was so proud of my idea, I immediately told my wife about my wonderful ingenious plan. She just looked at me and said, "You have heard about aprons before, right? We have one right in the kitchen!"