It may be quite obvious at first glance that my Galaxy on the left has a shattered screen.

You would be correct on that, however the phone works perfectly! I can call, text, browse and watch porn with no trouble at all. However, it's the seemingly perfect phone on the right that is utterly destroyed. Please meet my iphone 6 plus... One of the loves of my life.. Until last week.. Siri, the idiot, thought it would be a great idea to come snorkeling with me in the crystal-clear waters of Mexico. No, Siri.... Bad girl... So now my brand new Apple is full of tangy salt water- and that just sucks. So for now, I will be using the old Samsung until I get a new Siri. A Smarter Siri. A drier Siri. That is all.