Canned or Fresh: How Do You Like Your Unicorn Meat?

Well, let’s face it, fresh Unicorn can be hard to come by. Sometimes if you need your Unicorn fix, you have to go canned. Hey, there is magic in every bite, even says so on the can. BUT when you open the can it is a dismembered stuffed Unicorn. Sick and twisted. Yes, I did laugh out loud!