Join the Moose Morning Show every weekday morning, just before 6am, we hand out our 'Knucklehead of the Day' award.

Today's KOD goes to a Florida man who was recently arrested for pleasuring himself at a bus stop. He identified himself to the cops as, James Tiberius Kirk.

The patrolman reported that the perp claimed to be Captain Kirk, commander of the starship USS Enterprise.

More in the video!