Donald Trump Acted Like Your Crazy Right-Wing Uncle After Obama’s Reelection

While celebrities cheered the reelection of President Obama last night, horribly-coiffed blowhard billionaire Donald Trump rolled around in his money like Scrooge McDuck and complained to an unsympathetic internet.
Where better to air your grievances about how the electoral college destroys everything than Twitter, where people know that even the popular vote would’ve still secured an Obama victory?
It’s the perfect place to claim (without evidence) that voting booths were changing Romney votes into Obama votes when major news outlets had video proof that it was the Republican party being favored by faulty machines.
Trump has been mocked recently for a ridiculous $5 million dollar challenge to the president in which the Donald demanded Obama’s school and passport records. That got him offers of balls in his mouth and a buzzer to his locks — but it was his misunderstanding of the word democracy last night that had America really laughing.
More reports of voting machines switching Romney votes to Obama. Pay close attention to the machines, don’t let your vote be stolen
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 6, 2012
If you experience any harassment or heckling at the polling places from Obama supporters, make sure you report it immediately.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 6, 2012
Well, back to the drawing board!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012
We can’t let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012
Lets fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012
Our nation is a once great nation divided!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012
The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012
And one more just for fun…
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 6, 2012



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