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Everyone on Twitter Can’t Stop Talking About Michelle Obama’s Bangs

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Everybody in America who was planning on getting bangs this week is thoroughly miffed at Michelle Obama for stealing their thunder. People sincerely cannot stop talking about the First Lady’s haircut. Even people who want everybody to stop talking about it are talking about it. We know, because they’re our favorites from this roundup of tweets on the subject of FLOTUS’ new ‘do. Way to fall into the trap, Grouchypants.

shannonwoodward (@shannonwoodward): Every time I see Michelle Obama’s new bangs that Ricky Martin song “She Bangs”plays in my head. This is my formal apology.
OhNo$heTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt): So much easier to make Kim Kardashian bangs jokes than Michelle Obama bangs jokes.
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Alex Fitzpatrick (@AlexJamesFitz): There is a depressing number of people in my feed tweeting about Michelle Obama’s bangs.
Natalie Corkos (@NatalieCCorkos): Haven’t been keeping up with the news, but I hear a manatee faked having a girlfriend and Michelle Obama’s bangs got inaugurated
Bryan Macfarlane (@bryanmacfarlane): Folks are still talking about Michelle Obama’s bangs, but I want to talk about Justice Scalia’s hat.
Rivky S (@rivkys): pretty sick of the top two inauguration stories being @Beyonce’s possible lip-syncing and @MichelleObama’s bangs. #feminism #sheesh
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Bone Thug (@JebMaylot): Just when I thought I couldn’t be any more upset with our current administration, Michelle Obama went out and got bangs.
PrimeTimeFairy (@PrimeTimeFairy): Why is Michelle Obama wearing the big helmet from Spaceballs? #bangs
Lauren Vino (@LaurenVino): Nancy Reagan’s message was “say no to drugs.” Michelle Obama’s is “say yes to bangs.” I respectfully disagree with both.
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Mike Perry (@ILikeMikePerry): .@MichelleObama What are your bangs up to today?

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