Just in time for holiday gift giving will be “Fifty Shades of Chicken” a parody cookbook based on the “Fifty Shades of Grey” book that just about everyone has been reading. The cookbook will play off of the originals naughty nature with recipes like Mustard Spanked Chicken. Ooh-la-la! Who is writing this poultry parody?
 That is even more fun. The author is, according to Fox News, an "established food industry professional” and wants to remain anonymous, so they wrote this under the pen name EL Fowler. I hope it's Tyler Florence. (A girl can dream)  Granted, I am a vegetarian now a days, but I bet this will be good for a few laughs and maybe some great chicken recipes for my chicken loving friends.