Actor George Clooney launched his newest venture, Casamigos Tequila, with a strange new short film advertisement starring model Cindy Crawford, her husband (and company co-founder) Rande Gerber, and Clooney's girlfriend Stacy Keibler. In it, they all drink too much and wind up swapping bed partners.

We hate getting drunk and waking up in bed next to George Clooney. It's the worst.

The ad first features a sleepy and confused Clooney and Crawford being awakened by Gerber. Then we see Clooney happening upon Keibler and Crawford together (one straight male fantasy, coming up!). Finally, the ladies walk in on the guys sharing a bed.

The moral of the story: Drink too much Casamigos Tequila and you'll suddenly fall in and out of bed with celebrities. (Wait -- and this is supposed to encourage us to drink responsibly?)

Allegedly, the short was shot in one of Clooney's homes and was “based on real events,” which only makes us wish there were security cameras present and a member of the household staff with access and a need for money from the National Enquirer. But alas.

Cindy posted her thoughts to Twitter about the shoot:

On the day of the booze's official launch, Clooney, Gerber and third founder Mike Meldman celebrated with the locals at Rocco's Tacos in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., where a witness reported, "George and Rande were did not separate the entire night. They both drank the Casamigos specialty cocktails being served.”

Clooney was noted to be especially friendly with guests, taking photos with almost every attendee. Which means somewhere out there are a lot of drunk photos of a certain Oscar winner.

Drink responsibly, buy Casamigos Tequila, wind up in bed with George Clooney. We're sold. (Can we buy this stuff by the case?)

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