Guy Attempts to Rob a Convenience Store; Calls Mom for Ride Home: FAIL!
According to 22-year-old Zachariah Dalton Howard's account, he was just walking to the store when he thought to himself, "I think I'll rob the place."
Thumbs Up Convenience Store in Niceville Florida, fortunately, had no cash in the drawer when Howard approached the clerk saying he had a gun, though no gun was produced. Defeated, he left the store then called his mom for a ride home. Seriously, robbing a store that has no available cash is enough to take the wind out of anyone's sails.
The hoodied Zacster was later arrested and charged with one count of robbery.