Hey Ladies, Who Needs a Man When You Can Own a Boyfriend Pillow?
For 34 bucks and some change you can have the perfect mate! No snoring, no scratching, no drinking and belching. It's the Boyfriend Pillow from Deluxe Comfort!
According the the product's website, the 'fun and cozy snuggle pillow is excellent for people whose partner is away on military leave or work absence.' Really? Have we as males become such poor company that we can be replaced by a pillow? Maybe not.
The company goes on to say the Boyfriend Pillow makes a great gift for someone with a sense of humor who would like a little more cuddling at night. My question is, can it spoon?
This product reminded me of when I was a young boy and was in love with Marcia and Jan on 'The Brady Bunch.' I used to hug two pillows at night pretending they were them. I thought I was just creepy, but I guess I was ahead of my time. Lucky for me, they also make Girlfriend Pillows. They're the same as the Boyfriend Pillows, but with boobies.