How Animals (Sort of) Eat Their Food
You should probably watch this video. Especially if you need something absurd to turn your day around. This is about as ridiculous as it gets. It's a man doing his impressions of how different animals eat their food.
Really none of them are particularly accurate (we don't recall ever seeing a bull just slam his face into a plate of salad), but they are ridiculous. Sometimes that's all that matters. Just don't try to teach children with this video and it should be alright.