Wow. The Crust is perfect...the apples are heavenly...the cinnamon is killer. Together, this apple pie, from Mac's wife, Jeana, sung to me in tasty and beautiful harmony.

Translation: This is one of the best apple pies I've had!

Jeana's Apple Pie

by Jonny James, The Poetry Man

The pie was so delicious that I had write this verse,
I shared with both my wives...Renee and MAJ (pron: Madge) who is a nurse...

With filling so magnificent, from apples it was made,
I savored it as I listened to My Oh My, a song by Slade...

The crust was brown and tender, it melted on my tongue,
I accidentally inhaled a piece that went into my lung...

↓ The Poetry Man

I gave myself the Heimlich so that I wouldn't die,
Now I long for just another piece of Jeana's apple pie.

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