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Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez Are Back Together Because No One Else Can Tolerate Them

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are never ever getting back together. Except that one time, and this time when they were caught snuggling at a ski-resort alongside Taylor Swift and Harry Styles. Although photographic evidence of Swift and Styles with Jelena have yet to hit the internet, photos of the Biebs and Gomez choking each other with their eye love have surfaced.

The duo was spotted in the Salt Lake City, Utah airport cozying up next to one another and totally ignoring the proper use of a chair, with Selena sitting in Bieber’s lap and gazing lovingly into his eyes.

Sorry, we vomited in our mouths a little just typing those platitudes of love.

“They were very affectionate with each other,” a source claimed of the lip-locked airport couple. “They were kissing on and off and they just sat together and talked and looked totally in love.”

The source could tell they were in love because Bieber’s tongue kept rolling out of his mouth and Selena’s heart was pounding out of her chest. No one was there to sedate them with an anvil or a piano, so Radar was able to obtain photographic evidence of said googly eyes.

After parting ways with the reclaimed love of his life, Justin posted an Instagram photo of himself on a plane with a sad puppy-dog face and the caption, “All alone on the jet … missing you already.”

I miss you more. No I miss you more. You hang up first. No, you hang up first. You. No you.

The duo then posted cryptic tweets to the annoyance of the internet.

You crazy kids, just pick a relationship status already. Your fans will thank you. Seriously, they’re wasting their time pre-planning your dream wedding and naming your children if you two are going to continue to play these games. They have feelings too, you know. Crazed feelings.

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