Reality star slash pretty much useless person Kim Kardashian recently took time out of her busy busy day of abject famewhoredom to put on bras and panties you can't afford and stare off into space for the French magazine Factice.

Slightly NSFW photos below if ladies in lingerie (or Kim Kardashian's face) are an unacceptable part of your work day.

Ironically, the English definition of "factice" is "fake." Artificial. Factitious. As in, “Man, that Kim Kardashian sure looks plastic. Must be all that blood she bathes in.”

Of course Kim wrote about the shoot on her blog, saying, “I’m so pleased with the way the shots turned out. This was such a glamorous and feminine shoot and it was an honor.”

We're not sure who the intended audience is for these boudoir pics since it recently came to light that dudes just aren't that into Kim anymore. But regardless, you can see more heavily airbrushed, duck-faced photos of her below.

Or download the magazine from the Factice website if you just need something to hang for dart practice.

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