Knucklehead of the Day: Beer You Go!
John Bansley, from Ohio, recently dialed 911 to complain that his ex-wife was withholding five cans of beer from him.
However, that wasn't all. Bansley, while talking with the female dispatcher, asked for her phone number and remarked, "You sound kinda pretty." When the patrolman arrived, Bansley was arrested for misuse of the 911 system.