A Tennessee woman is in a little discomfort these days. Christie Black recently swiped $5,000 from her boyfriend and hid the wad of bills in her rectum. All went well until she tried to retrieve the cash.

The 43-year old unsuccessfully used a toilet brush and a set of tongs to get at the 'dough,' which caused severe bleeding and caused her to be rushed to the local Emergency Room.

"Show me the Money!" Doctors recovered bloody bills and now police are 'sifting' through the evidence....and you thought you had a tough job!

What would be worse, being the doctor or the cop?