Join the Moose Morning Show every weekday morning, just before 6am, we hand out our 'Knucklehead of the Day' award.

Today's KOD goes to an intoxicated Kansas man who was found last week attempting to have relations with a tailpipe of a parked car.

Police received a 9-1-1 call about a naked man beneath an automobile. When the cops arrived, they discovered the suspect trying to place his Johnson into the tailpipe of the vehicle.

While cops talked to him, he was oblivious and wanted to consummate the incident. By the way, it turns out he was inebriated... His blood alcohol content was four times the legal limit.

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