Moose Morning Show ‘Tweets of the Day!’ – June 6, 2017
Every day around 7:50am on the Moose Morning Show, we share a few of our favorite tweets from the past day or so. Laugh along with our ‘Tweets of the Day!’
How many selfies does it take to get to the center of attention?
— leah knauer (@LeahKnauer) June 29, 2014
Husband: *choking on a curly fry*
Me: *starts panicking* Oh god, oh my GOD! Did you seriously take my last curly fry?!
— Not Sara (@smithsara79) June 5, 2017
But if my kids have well-adjusted childhoods, how will they ever grow up to be funny?
— Ramblin' Mama (@ramblinma) June 5, 2017
The irony of finally being old enough to do whatever you want when you're "grown-up" is that you're too tired to want to do any of it.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) June 6, 2017
I'm so caring. I was talking to an actress friend. She was excited about auditioning for a big role. What was I thinking? "Oooh, big roll!"
— Mac Dickson (@maconthemoose) June 5, 2017