O.J. Simpson Throws Super Bowl Bash Behind Bars
Not only can O.J. Simpson fly his way around airports, but it seems he’s finding the penal system as easily navigable.
The NY Post’s infamous Page Six is reporting that O.J. Simpson not only watched the Super Bowl in his cell, but he also had a party. ”Simpson is one of the few inmates who has his own TV, so his friends crammed into his 80-square-foot cell to watch. If you have the money, you can buy a TV at the inmate store and put it in your cell,” Norman Pardo told the Post. “There was no shortage of potential guests because he’s so popular. He’s like the Godfather of the prison now.”
The Page Six Super Bowl story comes on the heels of another ‘highly respected’ news agency, The National Enquirer, reporting that ol’ Orenthal might be gay. “After nearly five years behind bars, O.J. Simpson’s bizarre behavior has some of his close friends worried that the former football great has gone gay,” said the Enquirer report.
The story goes on to say that O.J., “prances around flexing his muscles, wearing only a pair of gym shorts.”
Not convinced? Wait, there’s more. The Enquirer report then says, “Perhaps the biggest tip-off that O.J. may be playing for the other side is his choice of prison companions. The former ladies’ man hangs out with a group of openly homosexual men known as ‘The Girls.’ They flirt with him and even give him massages. Some even call him ‘DJ’ – short for ‘Daddy Juice.’”
So, in recap, the Post claims O.J. knows how to throw a mean prison-house-rock Super Bowl party, and the Enquirer has given us all a new visual for freshly-squeezed O.J.