This guy is unbelievable. I feel like calling Pope Francis up on his cell phone (I have the number) and saying, "Frankie buddy, you da bomb!" He'd tell me, "Jonny, you're too kind. I'm only doing what any other Pontiff with a motorcycle would do."

What? the Hells Angles wouldn't let him in so he decided to sell it? Doubt it, but it makes for a pretty funny line, right? Hey, he's the Pope, for G......ah, for goodness sakes!

Check out how the Pope came to have a bike in the first place and let him know, by email or text, that you think he (and Jesus) "are just alright!" (Doobie Brothers circa 1972)