How does the old joke go? "Is that a (blank) in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" I have a feeling this guy is going to hear that joke a few times. Jonathan Hood of Manchester, New Hampshire is accused of putting poultry in his pocket and watching out of a grocery store.

Hood, according to WMUR, last weekend allegedly concealed some poultry products in his trousers at the Hannaford's in Hooksett. As he left the store, without paying, he was arrested and charged with willful concealment.