Presidential Hopeful Hillary Clinton Meets Prominent World Leader, Britney Spears
You wanna hot bodeh? You wanna run the countreh? You better host a really cool and intimate summit with the Legendary Miss Britney Spears, bitch.
With the Nevada Democratic Caucus mere days away, Democratic presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are hitting the ground hard in the Silver State to win votes in an increasingly tight race to win the party's nomination. And what better place to start than by meeting with one of the biggest crowd-pleasers on The Las Vegas Strip: the Living Legend responsible for winning "Best Show" in the 2015 Best of Las Vegas poll with her newly extended, newly remixed, reimagined and still iconic Piece Of Me Planet Hollywood residency?
Last night, after posting a photo of her seemingly delicious lobster dinner, the Holy Spearit posted a series of photos with none other than former Secretary of State, Mrs. Clinton.
"Being in Vegas for #PieceOfMe is amazing for so many reasons... Especially today... because I had the incredible opportunity to meet @HillaryClinton!! Such an inspiration and beautiful voice for women around the world!!! This woman had an intense presence and I felt very honored to meet her!!!," Brit Brit wrote.
While we may never know what the two discussed in their meeting together — or whether Hillary Clinton was simply coming to personally get a status update on the recording of B9 — it's safe to speculate that the two chatted about several pressing issues at hand, like inflation ("the bass is getting big-gah"), global warming ("It's too hot and I need some air"), the criminal justice system, labor efficiency ("You better work, bitch!"), LGBTQ equality (Britney's stance: "I think it's fine if you're gay"), and perhaps even fiscal responsibility. ("Is that money in ya pocket or ya happy to see meh?")
Or maybe pie reform.
And of course, there is that whole email thing...
Then again, it's also entirely possible that Hillary just bought a VIP Piece Of Me meet and greet package and simply wanted to get a photo and let Britney know she attended the Dream Within A Dream Tour twelve times, that she listens to "Brave New Girl" as a pump-up song before debates and that "Toy Soldier" should have been a single.
The meeting, of course, went down big on Twitter, and you can see just a few of the responses to the Hillaryney summit:
Now then, here's hoping Bernie Sanders gets picked as the "Freakshow" victim who gets walked down the catwalk on a leash at this Saturday's Piece Of Me show.
THE POWER OF BRITNEY.
See Photos of Britney's Newly Revamped Piece Of Me Residency: