- Amanda Bynes got her cheek pierced. It's what all retired millionaires do. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Scientologists Tom Cruise and John Travolta salute to dogs dressed as sea captains. [Bohomoth]

- Lindsay Lohan's officially banned from all W hotels after racking up $50k in damages. [PopBytes]

- Jennifer Lawrence accidentally kills a cast member in 'SNL' promotional videos. [Hypable]

- Justin Timberlake's new song might resurrect MySpace from the dead. [PopCrush]

- Megan Fox apologizes to LiLo for comparing her to Marilyn Monroe in that Esquire interview. [IDLYITW]

- Nigel Lythgoe thinks 'American Idol' would shrivel up and die without Ryan Seacrest. [Rickey]

- Pippa Middleton went hunting and killed a bunch of boars. Hopefully with her bare hands. [Celebitchy]

- Check out more pics of Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs in the upcoming 'jobs.' [ScreenCrush]

- The 'Fringe' series finale is on its way and we may sob through the entire 2-hour episode. [SeriouslyOMG]

 

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