- Amanda Seyfried had to deal with Peter Sarsgaard's sticky popsicle in 'Lovelace.' [Amy Grindhouse]

- Courtney Stodden speaks on behalf of the turkeys. Turkeys say they'd rather be eaten. [E Online]

- Emma Stone may have a sex tape from before she was famous. It's probably hilarious, too. [IDLYITW]

- Kristen Stewart wants a baby and also to ruin your family. [Jezebel]

- Leonardo DiCaprio has moved from tonguing models to groping senior citizens. [Celebitchy]

- Pitbull wants 'Global Warming' to change the musical climate. Donald Trump blames China. [PopCrush]

- Mayim Bialik is getting divorced. Psst. Dr. Cooper ... now's your chance. [SeriouslyOMG]

- What to watch while you're in your tryptophan-induced turkey (or tofurky) coma. [Hypable]

- On the off-chance you hate yourself, the 'Glee' cast will be performing PSY's 'Gangnam Style.' [Rickey]

- 'The Simpsons' is filming a 20-year-old Judd Apatow script before he loses relevance. [ScreenCrush]

 

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