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StarDust: Chris Brown Proves He’s Still a Horrible Person + More

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– Since Chris Brown can always be a more deplorable human being, rumors are now flying that he wants Rihanna to get a boob job because it would be “totally hot.” Dysfunction junction, that’s your function. [Jezebel]

Beyonce and husband Jay-Z can’t legally trademark their baby, more specifically her name Blue Ivy. Expectant mothers: Trademark your baby in utero. [MTV]

Kris Jenner had a nip-slip in her Wonder Woman costume and shared the photo with the world because she hates us all. Daughter Kim Kardashian retweeted the photo to prove that a desperate need for attention is hereditary. [The Superficial]

– Men of the world, you’ve been warned: Break Taylor Swift‘s heart and she will eventually torture you with a catchy break-up ditty. [Dlisted]

Katy Perry vamped it up at her Halloween-themed party birthday party with her zombie hunter boyfriend John Mayer. Also, they’re still boring. [PopCrush]

– Video surfaces of ‘Community‘ stars Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs wearing lingerie and undressing each other during a 2011 photo shoot. This should tide over all those Annie’s Boobs fans until the Season 4 premiere. Whenever that is. [ScreenCrush]

– Another ‘Bachelor’ couple, this time ‘Bachelor Pad’ denizens Tony Pieper and Blakeley Jones, bite the dust. No one is surprised and no one really cares. [Wet Paint]

Adele gave birth and people flocked to the internet to insult both mother and son, confirming terrible people are terrible. [Telegraph]

– And then ‘The Big Bang Theory‘ came along like the healing and hilarious salve that it is to make us all feel better again. [Hypable]

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