- Regrets be damned, Demi Lovato let Kat Von D ink birds flying up her forearm because Jesus. [People]

- Michael Lohan was the only one who unironically liked Lindsay's performance in 'Liz & Dick.' [IDLYITW]

- Rihanna is good enough to be in 'Battleship' but not 'Fast Six.' This is insulting to someone. [ScreenCrush]

- Move over Nicki Minaj, Beyonce is getting her own (probably classier) documentary. [Rickey]

- Halle Berry's kid might need therapy not related to being named after a cartoon lion. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Lady Gaga loves when her fans break into her garage for impromptu dance parties. [Celebitchy]

- Simon Cowell was told we have two ears and one mouth for a reason. Finally. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Joe Jonas is rocking a '70s porno 'stache for "charity" and might also be building time machine. [PopCrush]

- The internet doesn't want to live anymore because 'Merlin' is ending when it was supposed to. [Hypable]

- Tyra Banks will reprise her plastic role in a 'Life-Size' sequel. Somewhere, Roger Ebert weeps.  [Gawker]

 

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