- Gwyneth Paltrow's grandfather once told her that her breasts resembled two fried eggs. [Hollywood Rag]

- Nickelback's Chad Kroeger paid his “friend” $375 to stick his penis in a fan. And he did it. [Vulture]

- Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart did the most epic entrance ever. [SeriouslyOMG]

- 'Mythbusters'/'Breaking Bad' crossover sadly won't feature how to make blue meth. [ScreenCrush]

- Rihanna is a girl who just can't say no to lap dances -- or Chris Brown. [PopCrush]

- Selena Gomez is so glad she left town before getting a case of The Babies. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Universal is getting a 'Transformers' ride that will be way too long and feature racist robots. [Hypable]

- Khloe Kardashian says her nip-slip was that bitchy Hurricane Sandy's fault. [Jezebel]

- It's also not Khloe's fault the 'X Factor' ratings took a nosedive. Except it probably is. [Rickey]