- Jared Leto shaved off his eyebrows to play a lady. Or a lady alien. We're not sure. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Brad Pitt feels obligated to marry Angelina Jolie at some point in his lifetime. [Gossip Cop]

- If the rumors are true, Joseph Gordon-Levitt might be the sexiest Batman yet. [ScreenCrush]

- Lady Gaga wants to collaborate with Lindsay Lohan. Sales of earplugs skyrocket. [PopCrush]

- LiLo is upset that she's a joke as a person and an actress after 'Liz & Dick.' [Amy Grindhouse]

- Chris Brown returned to Twitter again, only to delete his account again. We don't care. Again. [Daily Beast]

- Daniel Radcliffe joined Google+ solely so he could stop Twitter/Facebook-type imposters. [Hypable]

- Britney Spears gets a new accessory dog to carry around. [Bohomoth]

- Hugh Laurie returning to television to play a (hopefully ornery) pirate. Lupus jokes, please. [Rickey]

- Ashlee Simpson is single again. Try not to start a stampede in the opposite direction. [IDLYITW]

 

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