- Kim Kardashian rubs blood on her face to stay young just like Elizabeth Bathory taught her. [The Blemish]

- Mario Lopez doesn't hang ornaments like a normal person. He does it in his underwear. [IDLYITW]

- Just when you thought Demi Moore couldn't look like a bigger mess, she does. [Bohomoth]

- Beyonce snags a $50 million Pepsi deal, will get her face on a pair of cans. [Rickey]

- Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe perform 'Les Mis' songs in a pub for some reason. [Hypable]

- Kristen Stewart was hired by Ben Affleck for his new comedy. THANKS A LOT, BEN. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Hugh Grant was the worst guest ever on 'The Daily Show.' Also the most stammery. [ScreenCrush]

- Courtney Stodden is making other people take their clothes off for a change. [The Superficial]

- Chevy Case adds another Rusty to his new Old Navy ad because this is his career now. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Bruno Mars "scaring people" with his album whose lyrics include "making love like gorillas." [PopCrush]

 

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