StarDust: Pippa Middleton Should’ve Put Pictures of Her @#$ in Her Book + More
- No one wants to buy Pippa Middleton's useless party-planning book of uselessness. [Celebitchy]
- Courtney Stodden isn't even good enough to dance around on a pole for the gays. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Kid Rock joins humanity, decides he wants to punch Simon Cowell. [SeriouslyOMG]
- Someone was paid to dress up Kristen Stewart like an extra from 'Spaceballs.' [The Superficial]
- Ashley Greene outdoes KStew's granny panties with her own tragic see-through outfit. [IDLYITW]
- 'Breaking Dawn - Part 2' opens tonight. WE'RE ALMOST FREE, YOU GUYS. [Hypable]
- Ryan Lochte's best wing-man is his dog. Also, he wants you to look at his penis. [Dlisted]
- Wedding bells are ringing on '30 Rock.' How do we swing an invite? [ScreenCrush]
- Jessica Lange will return to 'American Horror Story' because why not. [Rickey]