- Mila Kunis rumored to be pregnant after wearing a shirt she'll likely never wear again. [Celebitchy]

- Usher pays $12,000 for a goldendoodle puppy that better excrete actual gold. [Celebitchy]

- Flo Rida donates crotch-tastic and possibly insensitive new uniforms to his old high school. [PopCrush]

- Lucky Magazine apologizes for cover-bot masquerading as Britney Spears. [AmyGrindhouse]

- Thousands of sad Twihards will camp out for live-streaming 'Breaking Dawn' premiere. [ScreenCrush]

- Celebrities: They dress slutty for Halloween too! Although with a much larger budget. [TooFab]

- Kelly Clarkson's new single hits the radio. That squee you hear is us. [Rickey.org]

- Hurricane Sandy claims her first intangible victims: new episodes of several popular TV shows. [Hypable]

- Amber Valletta used to be a model. But she inexplicably wore this by choice. [GoFugYourself]