- Zachary Quinto stars in a painfully cute short film about his journey to get his first puppy. [Rickey]

- Part-time Bond villain Karl Lagerfeld doesn't like Michelle Obama's new bangs. [Celebitchy]

- Super pale Lindsay Lohan walks around Los Angeles shoeless and covered in bruises. [Bohomoth]

- Dustin Hoffman upset with PETA, PETA unsurprisingly upset right back at him. [ScreenCrush]

- Nicole Kidman says she's never had plastic surgery. That's, um, believable. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Dakota Fanning turns 18 and signs on for her first ever nude scene. Sorry, parent/guardian. [PopBytes]

- Selena Gomez trashes her Justin Bieber mementos and refuses to listen to his new album. [PopCrush]

- 'Sesame Street' takes on 'Downton Abbey' in joke that goes over children's heads. [Hypable]

- Eva Longoria shows support for Obama in the most effective way possible: with her butt. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Harry Styles: thumb-sucker or just constant victim of poorly-timed photos? [IDLYITW]

 

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